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Sunflower seeds are evil

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I am, by choice, 90% carnivore. I like steak, sea food, chicken, etc. I normally don't touch most fruit/veggies as they are more for decorative purposes and flavor than actual substance in my book. I may eat some fruit or a salad once every few months, but i'm sure that's just my body's way of warning me about the upcoming threat of scurvy. One major exception to this is sunflower seeds. Such a pain to eat, makes a massive mess, but for some reason i find i keep craving them. I honestly think that since birth i've had some sorta salt deficiency and the strange salt on these seeds is both inquisitive and addictive. It has more of a fresh sea food/raw oyster flavor and i'm not quite sure how they did it. Sunflower nuts are ok, but not nearly worth the effort or energy expenditure nessaccary to obtain them. I've tried just getting sunflower nuts, but i end up getting tired of eating them and just keep consuming them for the yummy salt substance (which is in far lower amounts than full-fledged sunflower seeds). When found, jalapeno sunflower nuts are great. They add just enough to really give a nice build up and after a bag, i'm quite content. Now, i'm a big fan of spicy food, but it's gotta be done right. Which brings me to my next point, question: Where the hell is my spicy bacon? I mean really, one would think with the number of things they've made into a spicy version of it's bland self, bacon woulda happened at some point. By itself, bacon is great, good with gravy sometimes, but where's my bloody spicy bacon? I check the grocery stores, various resturants, and everywhere else for this happy skillet fried pork of spicy goodness, but it seems that nobody produces it. I suppose i could experiment and find a way to make normal bacon into spicy bacon at some point, but that sounds like a whole lot of work and ruined bacon. Maybe i'll give it a shot at some point, but currently, i think i'm far too lazy of a cook to go trying to spice bacon when i could just eat the bacon, un-spiced. So, for the time being, i'll be moderately discontent with the world and it's lack of spicy bacon. >.<




Two quizzes for the weekend. ^^


What angel represents you? (Breathtaking pics, and long results.)

You are the pleasing/giving angel! You strive to please people and you love to make people happy by giving them gifts. Your a very sweet, giving angel, a lot of people like you! You love people in the world as well as creatures that live in it. Don't let people take advantage of you and you kind ways. Color: Green and white. Flower: Buttercups. Sweets: Ice cream Animal: mice Number: 2 Element: Earth
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Mmmm... fangirly.
You're a bishounen!

You're male, but people often mistake you for the other option. You're unfeasibly thin and pretty and always have perfect hair, often surrounded by sparkles/sakura/roses. You almost certainly have a tragic backstory which involves one or more of your parents, and are liable to have a Tragic Destiny (TM). You were almost certainly invented by a female mangaka, are worshipped by a female audience, and your life is characterised by periods of extreme pain and angst. Sucks to be you.

Which generic anime character are you?



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